If someone asks how a player on either team made a seemingly impossible play, confidently answer, "Magic."ħ. When there's a delay of game, annoyingly sing "Closing walls and ticking 'Clocks'!"Ħ. If the team you bet on goes down, especially big, start throwing your own feces around the living room/bar like you're one of the apes in the "Adventure of a Lifetime" music video.ĥ. After a lesser-known player makes a big play, insist his nickname is "The Scientist."Ĥ. If the training staff come out on the field to attend to an injured player, belt out, "And Iiiiiiiiiiiiii will 'Fix You.'"ģ. When there's a flag on the play, tell everyone, "And it was all 'Yellow'!"Ģ. Here are 50 just abysmal Coldplay references to make you the MVP of your Super Bowl 50 party:ġ.
With hundreds of other nations even getting in on the act regularly now, the festivities have become almost as much a part of Super Bowl Sunday as the game itself.Īs you prepare to take in the game, what better way to celebrate your love (or distaste) for Coldplay than by alienating people who feel similarly and differently alike? Even if you don't particularly care for football (or the NFL), the event is essentially unrivaled in terms of get-togethers in the United States. Regardless, the odds are, you're going to a Super Bowl party. You might be extremely familiar with Coldplay's hits or you might just think the band sucks and openly wonder how you're going to endure watching a 10-plus-minute medley of some of its more popular tunes during Super Bowl 50's halftime show.